Can You Fix My Laptop? (And 8 Other Things To Stop Saying To Developers)
“Dear lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet”
To a non-developer, the word of coding and testing is a total mystery. From the hilarious to the outright insulting, we sat down with our devs and testers at NCFE to ask them about the worst things they’re frequently asked when people find out what their job is…
1. “You’re good with computers right? My son’s laptop won’t turn on, can you take a look?”
We will turn it off and turn it on again and tell you we’ve fixed it. Every. Single. Time.
2. “So, you’re single right?”
3. “Could you build this website for me?”
“I need it tomorrow….and I can’t pay you”
Sure. I don’t need to eat or pay my rent.
4. “Why isn’t the printer working?”
In my professional opinion, probably poltergeists.
5. “Could you show me how to play World of Warcraft? I bet you’re really good”
Computer says no.
6. “Hypothetically could you hack my ex’s Facebook account?”
100% no and I think you need therapy.
7. Watching a scene with a hacker clearly writing garbled rubbish in some fake IDE [Friend says]: I’d love to code like that.
This is not going to end well for you.
8. “How can you be tired? All you do is sit at a desk all day”
9. “Why does this code not work?”
The answer is almost always, I have no idea why. Coincidentally we probably can’t tell you why it works either.
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